“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.”
~Nelson Mandela
Holy fuck … what a goddamn shit-show! You don’t know what to believe! Captain Stupid sure has been on one hell of a rampage ever since he and Elonia had their little public break-up. I mean, we all say and do stupid things when we let our emotions get the best of us, but this insufferable fuck is doing just about everything he can to cover up the decades of history that point to his canoodling with powerful pedos. Remember, you are the company you keep.
This guy is so fucking desperate to divert people’s attention away from his connections with Epstein Island that he was willing to start a oil war with Iran, shit all over any American hoping for an education, accuse a former president of treason while his very own son was blowing Russian dudes for information, and now this fuckwad is saying “Relax guys … greenhouse gases aren’t even real” and that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is a fake science organization.
This NERD ALERT! was supposed to be about all the lies and myths that haunt the lithium mining industry and how electric cars probably aren’t going to replace the combustion engine anytime soon. Hybrids … perhaps, hydrogen fuel cells … probably a better idea, hydrogen combustion … hell yeah brother, after all you are a fucking cavemen. FYI, hydrogen is literally fucking rocket fuel, this diatomic molecule can be made from a glass of water with just a couple copper wires and a 9 volt battery. When this type of fuel is burned, there is zero carbon emissions. The only byproduct from its combustion is water.
And just a friendly reminder, Nord the Nerd is not a fucking content machine! I will never seek help from a therapist or some soulless AI to pump out agreeable content to the masses. The reality is I’m just a dude that would rather march to my own drum beat than be a corporate cuck.
My sole intention is to avoid my nightmare of a reality and stick to my daily routine of lubing up my life with booze and horrible decisions. I get it, most of you probably think that I’m a lunatic that has gotten caught up in the ills of your capitalist society and maybe you are right. But the reality is that I’m just sick of seeing you humans letting your society get hijacked by grifters and losers that utilize religion, misinformation, and lies to seize power. These motherfuckers are about to see just how much the truth hurts, so listen up and let me fucking cook.
Currently, planet earth is in a doom spiral of opinionated ignorance from unbearable goofs. These piles of shit do nothing more than repeat the same garbage ideas that they heard from some unfuckable talking head. Not everyone needs to go to school to learn, but for fuck’s sake, you do need to download some reliable information into your noggin somehow.
So, I’ve got a pro tip for you! It’s about an old-fashioned method of learning, it is tried and true, very transportable, and most humans know of it as a bound pile of paper called a book. Trust me, this is some alpha shit and not to mention it’s fucking cool to be a well-read tub of guts. Lucky for you, I personally assembled a list of 11 books that will empower you to shit all over morons on a daily basis. I think it is a good idea for every human in America to read these books and wake the fuck up. Or, you can always just take the easy route and sit back and enjoy my plethora of informational rage.
I understand that a lot of you think that reading is boring and time-consuming, but if I’m not mistaken, thousands of you keep coming back here to this disaster of an educational website. Why? Nobody knows. I guess you found a new addiction! I have to say, each and every one of these books fucking rips! So get your head right and start uploading some data into your thirsty little skull that will turn you into a huge fucking problem for the establishment. Before you know it, you won’t be able to stop, just like you can’t stop bugging me to send you stickers so you can vandalize your favorite parts of the planet.
Do whatever you have to do to obtain these books listed below: steal them, blow a dude in the alley like Don Jr., or better yet, hold yourself accountable and spend a little bit of that hard-earned cash and buy them! It is very likely that you can find most of these at used book stores, but if not, support those fucking authors and bend the knee to your capitalist gods. I mean if you are really fucking cool, start a book club and tell everyone you know that you are friends with Nord the Nerd.
A People’s History of the United States by Howard Zinn
This book may be the most important book of the bunch, especially if you are an American who cares about where you came from.
Gangs of America: The Rise of Corporate Power and the Disabling of Democracy by Ted Nace
Careful, corporations are considered people, they have a whole lot more money than you, and they also have the same rights as people in the United States of America. Fuck that!
How Democratic is the American Constitution by Robert Dahl
He may be the most respected constitutional scholar that America has ever known. Learn about the Constitution and know your fucking rights!
The Atomic Awakening: A New Look at the History and the Future of Nuclear Power by James Mahaffey
Shiiiiiiit, it might make you want to learn more about physics and chemistry.
Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Republic by Chalmers Johnson
Author of the Blowback trilogy. A former Naval Officer that spent time with the CIA, he was also on the National Security Defense Council until he resigned after an incident that took place in Japan that disgusted him about American imperialism. “Blowback,” in the context of the CIA, refers to the unintended and often negative consequences of covert operations or foreign policies that return to harm the originating nation.
The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Rivalry, Adventure, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements by Sam Kean
Okay I have to admit, I totally have a hard-on for this dude! Do yourself a favor and read anything by him. Probably the best scientific communicator I have ever come across.
Caesar’s Last Breath: And Other True Tales of History, Science, and the Sextillions of Molecules in the Air Around Us by Sam Kean
See comment above.
The Icepick Surgeon: Murder, Fraud, Sabotage, Piracy, and Other Dastardly Deeds Perpetuated in the Name of Science by Sam Kean
A fucking fantastic read, maybe one of my favorites.
The Great Influenza: The Story of the Most Deadly Pandemic in History by John M. Barry.
In 1918, an influenza that began in the heart of the USA spread globally, killing an estimated 100 million people. A fascinating history behind medicine and the groundbreaking work that took place in America. It might just make you want to become a doctor. The book was written in 2004. This ain’t no conspiracy theory shit, just the story of bad-ass men and women coming up with solutions to the largest medical crisis of the 20th century.
Deadly Choices: How the Anti-Vaccine Movement Threatens Us All by Paul Offit, M.D.
This pediatrician is one of the leading experts on vaccines. Good information. Again, not conspiracy theorist nonsense (it was written in 2010). The only way to not fear something is to try and understand it.
The Military History of China: From 1218 to the Present Day by Erik Durschmeid
The New York Times claims that this journalist/war correspondent “has seen more wars than any living general.” Hey relax guy, I’m a pacifist that just so happens to be from a libertarian society that embraces peace and prosperity via many ideas that were derived out of socialism. Fuck communism. Learn about it and tell me differently. However, this is a great read that sheds light on the military advantages of great science.
The billionaires of the world don’t give a fuck about you. These motherfuckers would rather invest in artificial intelligence and crypto schemes rather than contribute to the betterment of human life here on planet earth. They are scared of conscious beings that understand the joy of learning. Trust me, they are terrified of the idea of being challenged by informed, organized, and capable masses. These capitalist fucks are just a bunch of weasels that got some fuck-you money and they are doing exactly that … fucking you! The only way to combat these grifting sociopaths is to become a fucking threat and learn how to learn!
The real trick here though is convincing yourself that you want to go down this path. Keep in mind, it won’t be easy. There is an old psychological study called the Dunning-Kruger effect. It is a cognitive bias that makes dumb people overestimate their abilities and competence, while smarter people tend to underestimate their abilities and competence. So if you are underestimating your capabilities, that is a good sign. I say throw yourself to the wolves, get organized and figure out how to make these assholes pay for the greatest education system the world has ever witnessed.
I will rage for a couple of more paragraphs by revisiting my thesis statement before I leave you to your devices. First I will explain why it is more than likely that the U.S. is going to keep up its war posturing with Iran. Followed by a quick look at how the Department of Education is being dismantled by youth-grooming weirdos. Then we will point the finger of treason at the current president’s son rather than Obama with a quick look at a certain document called the Mueller Report. And finally, I will finish up by shitting my shorts about the destruction of the EPA.
Many folks might be surprised to find out that in 2001, ten days after the horrific 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, General Wesley Clark was informed of a top secret memo that outlined a plan made by the United States with the goal of destabilizing seven countries in five years: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Iran. Coincidently, all of these countries have massive oil reserves and have since experienced regime change from external forces, except for … yup, you guessed it, Iran. Obviously it has been more than five years, but hey, y’all have been moving at the speed of the government. So just to solidify my information dump here is the clip of the General talking about it with my girl Amy Goodman on Democracy Now!
It should be no secret that oil became an issue of national security for the United States after the 1973 oil crisis. It all began when OPEC imposed an embargo on any nation that supported Israel during the 19 day war. The result was that Americans experienced their first major gas shortage, people were only allowed to purchase up to 10 gallons of gas at a time, and the price at the pump nearly doubled in a matter of days. Up until then, humans thought that the possibility of running out of the liquid gold was crazy talk. This marked the beginning of an era filled with conflict, oil wars, and power struggles in the Middle East that still plague the region today.
The crazy thing is, a problem with oil reserves in America was identified nearly 20 years prior to this little hiccup. In 1956, a man by the name of Dr. Marion King Hubbert made a bold prediction that the U.S. would peak in oil production around the year 1970. He was nearly laughed out of his career until his prediction actually came true with startling precision. Prior to his science-driven clairvoyance he was a renowned geophysicist that had worked for the Shell Oil Company. He also was a professor that taught at Stanford and UC Berkeley.
His prediction was based on a mathematical model known as a bell curve. His model gained infamous notoriety and was dubbed the Hubbert Curve, which in turn gave birth to the concept of Peak Oil. He later extrapolated his calculations of Peak Oil production to other oil-producing regions of the world, and he predicted that the world would peak in maximum production around the year 2000. So here we are. Don’t believe me? I have plenty of book recommendations on this matter as well.
So in reality, if American leaders were really concerned about crazy fuckers with nuclear capabilities, the target probably should have been North Korea. However, North Korea has zero proven oil reserves whereas Iran is quite the opposite and has some of the largest untapped oil reserves on the planet. So it should come as little to no surprise as to why Uncle Sam just shit on Iran’s front door step. It is the final piece of the puzzle that General Clark warned you about. Don’t get it twisted, and beware of this thing turning into a holy war exacerbated by an idiot known as DJT.
As for education … any young student is absolutely fucked! Why? Because the Department of Education just got destroyed by a lousy cunt named Linda McMahon. Who is she? Well at age 17 she married an older man that is a notorious groomer of hordes of intellectually challenged youth. He turned these Simple Jacks into super fans of weekly soap operas that feature coked-out steroid freaks that make their money off of slathering themselves in baby oil and bronzer. You really can’t make this shit up and now this horrible bitch is charting the course of the education system in the greatest country on earth.
How the fuck does a degree in French qualify her to make decisions about the educational system for the youth of America? Oh wait, I think I figured it out. They are billionaires that want to keep the masses dumb as fuck. Just remember this lady actually had the audacity to go out on live TV and watch her husband grotesquely grope and kiss a female employee in front of millions of viewers. Talk about morals in the fucking gutter. Don’t believe me? Here is the clip.
Was she acting or is she a victim? The only reasonable justification I can come up with is that she was just a lady in an abusive relationship that was forced to do humiliating things for money. Either that or she is a money-grubbing whore that will do whatever it takes to make a buck. Unfortunately, her actions certainly speak for themself. And no offense to the wonderful ladies of the night. They are saints compared to this trash heap! As I always say, we are all whores, wannabe whores, or used to be whores, it just all depends what you are willing to sell yourself for.
Now let’s talk about treason, the act of betraying one’s country. Well on June 9, 2016 Donald Trump Jr. and other members of the presidential campaign for his father met with Russian assets in an effort to receive “official documents that would incriminate Hillary [Clinton].” These materials were offered as “part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump.” The information can all be found on the website of the Department of Justice right here. I would say this matter needs to be further investigated and you can thank the FBI and the Obama administration for taking care of business to expose these clowns. So Donny and Tulsi just seem to be baiting their gullible base into a shallow pool of ignorance. Just go to that link and use ‘Control-F’ on your keyboard and search the document and see for yourself.
The worst part of all of this, in my not so humble opinion, is that Trump is continuing to oversee the dismantling of the EPA. This agency has done great work over the last several decades that has made every single person in America’s lives better via environmental research and enforcement of laws that were enacted to protect the integrity of your natural environment. The EPA was literally enacted in the 1970s by a Republican administration in effort to protect your air and water from being polluted by industrialist fucks that ruin things and then disappear with their profits. The U.S. would be a fucking shit-hole if it weren’t for the thousands of hard-working American men and women that dedicated their lives to that agency. Literally prior to the EPA’s creation, rivers were catching on fire and wildlife was being decimated.
~Nord