Nord has been studying earthlings for nearly 125 years.  Now that he is tenured and eligible for retirement, he simply no longer gives a fuck.

¡CUIDADO! This is a website that is meant to be consumed by a mature audience, meaning proceed with CAUTION!  If you are a kid, get the hell out of here, Nord hates kids! However, if your parents are cool, well then maybe you’re in the right place, but talk to them about Nord the Nerd! 

Seriously though, Nord ain’t trying to hang out with kids! I mean he’ll deal with them if their moms are in need of … um, uh, tutoring or something. But the sad reality is you stumbled upon a lonely drunk lunatic that claims to be an alien. So think about that, you sound like a fucking nut job trying to explain Nord the Nerd to anyone. Tread carefully. 

If you dare to go any further … prepare to have yourself be dazzled by Nord and his pathetic attempt to save humanity from the grifting capitalist cocksuckers that have seized control of your society. So, get ready to be groomed with useless knowledge, cocktail facts, and questionable wisdom from a semi-reliable source.

NORD WELCOMES YOU  …  do you have what it takes? 

Oh yeah, one last thing, believe it or not, Nord truly does have sound intentions and the background to help most humans gain a better understanding of their place on this planet. Unfortunately, Nord is just like every other mysterious lone wolf that has plowed their way into your life … he loves booze, he’s lousy with his feelings, and self-awareness is a mystery to him.

Either way, cheers!