MEET NORD

Nord is about to fucking lose his mind.  He has observed humans build a society that is dependent on science and technology, yet hardly anyone understands anything about science and technology. 

This little conundrum screwed Nord out of his fantastic work-life balance. In fact, it sent him on a path of self-destruction fueled by ungodly amounts of Irish whiskey and cold frosty beers. 

You see, Nord’s life used to be great! He loved his job. It was easy because it was fascinating. The world was making wonderful progress towards becoming an advanced civilization and Nord had zero problems to report to his superiors. 

But then the unthinkable happened. 

Humans began to embrace scientific ignorance. 

Throughout the history of the universe no society had ever been observed to reverse course from their scientific discoveries. Nord’s world was simply turned upside down. Needless to say, Nord was stressed the fuck out and he found comfort in booze, bars, and bad decisions.

In a drunken rage, Nord convinced himself that in order to truly enjoy the rest of his career, he would have to cut some corners at work. It all made perfect sense to him. However, there was one big problem: too many humans on planet earth don’t know a fucking thing about science!

His plan may be unconventional and is about as sketchy as it can get, but Nord has his mind made up. 

Nevertheless, like many scientific decisions made by nerds, there are often unintended consequences.