Nord has been studying earthlings for nearly 125 years.  Now that he is tenured and eligible for retirement, he simply no longer gives a fuck. 

Humans have pushed themselves closer and closer to extinction over the last century. Nord never thought he would see a capitalistic society that was fueled by religious turmoil and resource wars overtake a society that was just beginning to embrace science, education, equality, and reason.

The content on this website is curated in hopes of spreading scientific literacy and knowledge.  Nord has every intention of helping humans gain a better understanding of their place on this planet.  Just keep in mind, Nord is lousy with his feelings, he probably had too much to drink, and he’s a little rough around the edges!  

This website is meant to be consumed by a mature audience, meaning proceed with caution!  If you are a kid, get the hell out of here, Nord hates kids! However, if you have cool parents, well then maybe you are in the right place, but you need to talk to them about it! 

If you dare, try to make it through a NERD ALERT!  However, be careful because you might end up learning something extraordinary or maybe you will leave in disgust.  

Either way, cheers!